I Know Why God Created Pandas
They were created just to be cute. Let me break it down -
Exhibit A: they are incredibly inefficient at digesting bamboo (the main source of their diet), because their intestinal structure is really more suited to eating meat.
Exhibit B: The mother/baby ratio is horribly off. The mother weighs about 250-300 pounds while the baby panda cub weighs the same as about a stick of butter when they're born, which heightens the possibility of accidents that can happen to the baby.
Exhibit C: The mother panda can only care for one baby cub at a time. Which means that if the mother gives birth to twins, she would have to let one die in the wild.
Exhibit D: Pandas only mate once a year.
Is there any shock that pandas are on the brink of extinction? So why are these awfully inefficient bears created? To be cute, that's why. I give you,
Exhibit E:
They were created just to be cute. Let me break it down -
Exhibit A: they are incredibly inefficient at digesting bamboo (the main source of their diet), because their intestinal structure is really more suited to eating meat.
Exhibit B: The mother/baby ratio is horribly off. The mother weighs about 250-300 pounds while the baby panda cub weighs the same as about a stick of butter when they're born, which heightens the possibility of accidents that can happen to the baby.
Exhibit C: The mother panda can only care for one baby cub at a time. Which means that if the mother gives birth to twins, she would have to let one die in the wild.
Exhibit D: Pandas only mate once a year.
Is there any shock that pandas are on the brink of extinction? So why are these awfully inefficient bears created? To be cute, that's why. I give you,
Exhibit E:
posted by J @ 1:22 PM
4 Comments:
At 5:06 PM,
Anonymous said…
THEY'RE ADORABLE!!!!!! SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!
At 12:54 AM,
K said…
jean are you commenting on your own blog???
At 3:43 PM,
J said…
that WAS me!!!! how did you know??? I was staring at the cute panda baby pictures on my blog and I just HAD to comment on them, they are SOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE! They are adorable rolly polly fuzzy wuzzy hugsy wugsy cutie pies!!! I loooove them! don't you? oh dear, I think I might be a bit obsessed...
At 3:48 PM,
J said…
OMG they are so cute. I saw Su Lin out in the exhibit yesterday! OMG she was so cute, she was about this (just imagine a size that is cute) big and rolling around with her butterball round butt sticking out, she's adorable!!
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