there's nothing in my frig, there is no food. Went to Ralphs to browse today, Hoping to buy enough groceries to prepare myself breakfast, lunch, and dinner (considering how much money I have in the bank, I really shouldn’t eat out very often). I walked briskly past aisle after aisle and my brisk strides was reduced to languid pace… tuna…tuna…TUNA SALAD…wait…do I know how to make that? Is it JUST tuna and mayo? It can’t be. And so the same conversation goes for every aisle that I went to, from the simple tuna salad to the complex raw meat and fish, I realized that I can’t make anything… I simply do not know how to cook. And so the story goes, 35 minutes later I left the store with a bag of organic carrots, a bag of broccoli, and a loaf of white bread… I got home staring at these items thinking: what is this? What can I make out of these? Consolation prize perhaps, I dunno, I’ll figure something out, maybe a carrot broccoli salad on white bread! Anyone?