Elysian Fields

Let us go, you and I, when the evening is spread out agianst the sky. Oh, do not ask "what is it?" Let us go and make our visit...

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Got stalked at the grocery store today. I found myself saying "Boun Giorno" back to the same guy 4 times in different sections of the store. After the fourth hello he crept up to me and told me that I was "Bella" and proceeded to ask me the length of my stay in Florence. Without much thought I shouted "3 days!" before looking down into my basket of: a loaf of bread, ravioli, gnocci, pasta sauce, 2 bags of olive oil chips, and a 12 pack of toilet paper (doh!) I smiled hoping he'd be so captivated as to overlook the basket of food enough to feed a small country. "awww that's too bad" he says, with his arms flailing towards me like a very menacing octopus. "next time you come back" he says, indicating that we would "hang out". Riiiight, that's the first thing I'm gonna do next time I visit Italy. Moral? Stalking=creepy, no matter how much you flatter him\her later on, it just makes you creepier...

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