Pre-Studying: A Circuitous Route

Went to the library around 11:00pm and questioned whether “to stay or not to stay”. And while my mind was making up it’s…well…mind, my body went to 7/11 in search for anything to satisfy my sweet tooth. And while my feet walked the aisles, my arms automatically reached over for the brewing coffee pots and before I knew it, I was paying $1.29 for a cup of joe, sealing my fate for a night of studying. Having finally sat down in the study room with my books out, I found myself in great company – fellow peers who enlightened me on two new words to add to my vocab arsenal: osculator and callipygian:

Osculator: someone who kisses

Callipygian: having beautifully proportioned buttocks.

Having learned that, my brain shouted a delightful “I told you so” to all my friends who said dictionaries were boring...