Wuism I:

Him: Hi
Me (my away message on AIM): “cuddling with Hazard, Tait, and Fletcher”
Him: I hear that Fletcher is a great cuddler
Me (no longer away): you know that they are the authors of our civ pro book right? They’re not actual people…
Him: um..nooo you dork, they still are actually people…what do you think they are? Robots?
Me: oh….