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Tuesday, March 15, 2005

Vive la Divorce!

Grounds for dissolution or legal separation

Dissolution of the marriage or legal separation of the parties may be based on either of the following grounds, which shall be pleaded generally:

(a) Irreconcilable differences, which have caused the irremediable breakdown of the marriage.

(b) Incurable insanity.

------- California Family Law Code Section 2310

Definition of Irreconcilable differences

Irreconcilable differences are those grounds which are determined by the court to be substantial reasons for not continuing the marriage and which make it appear that the marriage should be dissolved.

--------California Family Law Code Section 2311

Docket #101: Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob - she wants to wear the amulet of blood on her neck, he wants to wear it on his finger: IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES!

Docket #245: Jennifer Lopez and hubby #1, Cris Judd – she sings in the shower, he doesn’t want her to: IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES!

Docket #879: Drew Barrymore and Tom Green – he hates E.T. IRRECONCILABLE DIFFERENCES!

Docket #nochanceinhell: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline – he files for divorce: INCURABLE INSANITY! Oh wait, this hasn’t happened yet… but oh, it will.

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