My Choice of Relaxation After a Week Without Sleep...

Chris got me addicted to this game called: Sid Meier’s Pirates! I hate being addicted to things, like coffee, or burritos from Delia’s Mexican Kitchen… Chris and I are both playing this game, but apparently we have very different objectives. In his game he plays from beginning to end, trying to keep the crew happy, make sure they have food, conquer villages, yadayadayada… But I just pull up a console and enter how much food I want the crew to have and how much money I want to have. Some call it cheating, I call it…okyes it’s cheating, but I have more important things to do than to fight some silly pirates! I have to find the most suitable governor’s daughter to marry and master the ballroom dancing steps! And I did it! I found myself a nice French woman to marry.

The whole thing though is kinda strange since the only character the game lets you play is a man, and I named him “Princess”. So we have the notorious pirate “Princess” marrying a beautiful French daughter… Anyhoo, my objective in the game is to woo a Spanish daughter, English daughter, and Dutch daughter, respectively. Upon learning my quest, Chris just shook his head, slowly, and silently walked away...