I Smell

Got this tremendous craving for a breakfast burrito this morning, and I promptly marched down the street to FFW, one of my favorite little cafes to purchase one. Excited and anxious, I got back into my office and started devouring the burrito. I don’t know how to describe it to you, it was like eating butter. The texture of the eggs melted in my mouth along with green chilies, tomatoes, smoky chipotle, bits of carnitas, and mild cheddar. I was so intoxicated by this perfect breakfast burrito that I didn’t pay attention to all the yummy juices dripping down onto my skirt. I have attempted to ameliorate the situation by wiping my skit with damp napkins, but that only made it worse. I now smell like a walking carnitas breakfast burrito, and I still have to go to class. I hope I don’t make the people around me hungry…