Name Calling

Study buddies and I have been playing cards in between studying and making fun of the looser of each round cruelly. After laughing and pointing at my roommate and calling her the "Ultimate Looser", Chris expressed his disproval for my behavior and the following is a well thought out, intellectual discourse on gender classification:

*M is the other study buddy.

coffeebeanSD: we've begun calling K the "Ultimate Looser", is that bad?
chris: I dunno, does K think its funny?
coffeebeanSD: ULTIMATE LOOOOOSER! ULTIMATE LOOOOSER!
coffeebeanSD: MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
coffeebeanSD: so funny...
chris: ha....ha....ha... ... ... ...
coffeebeanSD: do you not think it's funny becuase you wound't like it very much if your firends did that to you?
chris: ummm, yeah my friends and I wouldn't normally play like that
coffeebeanSD: i think that shows that women are tougher and can take more dishin
coffeebeanSD: more support for a superior woman president
chris: or that men have better manners, better diplomats =-O
coffeebeanSD: seriously though... men are waaay too sensitive sometimes
chris: HAH! If that's not the most ironic thing I've heard all day...
coffeebeanSD: see right THERE!
coffeebeanSD: you're... SEN-SI-TIVE SEN-SI-TIVE SEN-SI-TIVE
chris: au contraire -- see right THERE!
coffeebeanSD: no, it's really right... THERE!!
chris: BUT WAIT!
chris: LOOK RIGHT...
chris: THERE!!!!!!
coffeebeanSD: ...
coffeebeanSD: i rest my case
chris: in other words, you lose
coffeebeanSD: dude, RIGHT THERE!!!!
coffeebeanSD: BAM!
chris: too bad you missed right....
chris: THERE!!!
chris: MOTED!!!
coffeebeanSD: BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!!!
coffeebeanSD: RIGHT
coffeebeanSD: THERE!!!!
chris: nah, sorry, mine was better
chris: Since mine was better, I've got a great story for you...
coffeebeanSD: yes?
chris: THERE!!!!
coffeebeanSD: omg...